Mistrealm UnrealTournament XTS XTS-Dave Turd
Why Dave Turd? Well, first, I find that equating myself with fecal matter tends to keep me humble. Also, if I play like crap, hey, what do you expect from a guy named "turd"? Next, if I OWN YOU, then, hey, there's the added humiliation of being owned by a guy named "turd." And finally, it's a fun word to say...here, try it...."turd." See? Muahahahahaha!

Speaking of ruling, attached is a pic from a 3-way deathmatch I played Tuesday night where I beat both Chaos and JuicyFrys on Liandri. Woohoo! A proud moment, especially when you consider I came in a FAR distant third on the previous map. I'm proud of this win, and would like you to find a place of honor for it on the XTS site, if you dont mind! Or at least, on my minipage somewhere!

Art
Was farting around tonight in Photoshop (sheer boredom set it) and thought I'd slap together some XTS related art, etc. Don't know what I expect y'all to do with it! Well, you send me stuff, so now it's my turn! :O BUUUUURPP!

Pictures
XTS-Chris and XTS-Katie
XTS-Katie and XTS-Dave
XTS-Dave and brother Bryan
XTS-Dave and XTS-John
The whole Turd clan


www.philhendrieshow.com Funniest, most creative guy on radio
www.wor.org For religious whackos such as myself
www.dilbert.com Dilbert owns
games.yahoo.com Word Racer anyone? I'll SMOKE you!



List of favorite maps
CTF Inoxiation
CTF FlaQ2
CTF Bollwerk
CTF BrokenLimits
CTF OldSkool
CTF Scandinavium
CTF TrainYard
DM Stalwart
Dave is the fearless leader of the XTS clan.
Email me davidwagner1@cox.net

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